OFFICIAL AUTOPSY REPORT — 6XiZ…cSQt
-0.347 SOL
sunk into $JUP, worth 0.33 now, still "holding". hope is not an exit strategy
grade axis: S = most degen, F = least degen (cleanest ledger). this
is a degeneracy scale, not a trading-skill grade — a net-profitable wallet can still
grade F.
CERTIFIED
THE PAPER HANDS
quickest flip: 11 minutes. love is patient. you are not.
6XiZ…cSQt put 2.422 sol into $JUP and it's worth 0.33 now, an unrealized -2.1 sol wound still bleeding after 1032 hours. $GOSLINGS got 47% of its 0.5 sol back before the rest went to zero, worth nothing now, a confirmed corpse. the quickest flip on record was 11 minutes, love is patient, you are not. even the one clean win, $WIF turning 0.002 sol into 1.97, couldn't outweigh a JUP bag that's still technically "open" the way a wound is open. the paper hands. grade D.
THE EVIDENCE
| token | sol in | sol back | pnl | held |
|---|
| $ballish | 0.244 | 0.162 | -0.082 | 2h |
| $ai16z | 4.271 | 4.195 | -0.077 | 9d |
| $SHIKOKU | 0.249 | 0.171 | -0.077 | 2d |
| $RAY | 2.326 | 2.287 | -0.039 | 8d |
| $Magpie | 0.305 | 0.285 | -0.019 | 20m |
| $michi | 1.037 | 1.021 | -0.016 | 19d |
- you put 0.244 sol into $ballish and got back 0.162. a 34% donation
- 2.422 sol into $JUP, worth 0.33 now. still "open" the way a wound is open
- you held $CUM for 11 minutes. commitment issues, quantified
- 51 different tokens touched. that is not a portfolio, that is a crime scene
- 142 transactions through jupiter. loyalty, of a kind
this autopsy refreshes in ~21h. come back tomorrow. the record only gets worse.