OFFICIAL AUTOPSY REPORT — 6r3W…9w57
141 swaps
across 174 coins, nothing to show for any of it
grade axis: S = most degen, F = least degen (cleanest ledger). this
is a degeneracy scale, not a trading-skill grade — a net-profitable wallet can still
grade F.
CERTIFIED
THE CASINO REGULAR
141 swaps in 404 days. the table knows your name.
you paid for 174 tickets and 141 pulls of the lever, and the ledger closes at exactly zero — not one trade ever finished.
404 days at the table and you never once cashed out, win or lose. remarkable stamina for a hand you never played to the end.
zero realized pnl isn't breaking even, it's refusing to find out.
the casino regular. grade F.
THE EVIDENCE
- 174 different tokens touched. that is not a portfolio, that is a crime scene
- 0.1415 sol burned on fees alone, recoverable never
- 140 transactions through pump fun. loyalty, of a kind
this autopsy refreshes in ~22h. come back tomorrow. the record only gets worse.