AjwF…zZgM: THE CASINO REGULAR

OFFICIAL AUTOPSY REPORT — AjwF…zZgM

-1.368 SOL

sunk into $GOONTOSHI, 0% recovered, "still holding". hope is not an exit strategy

degen score
15/100

grade axis: S = most degen, F = least degen (cleanest ledger). this is a degeneracy scale, not a trading-skill grade — a net-profitable wallet can still grade F.

CERTIFIED THE CASINO REGULAR

250 swaps in 639 days. the table knows your name.

250 swaps. 140 coins. zero round trips closed. that's not a portfolio, that's a shuffleboard habit with extra steps. still sitting on $MAGACAT and $DOODLE, both quoting nothing, because a bag that can't be priced can't be called a loss yet — technically undefeated. 639 days at the table and the only line that ever cleared green was $JUP, up to 0.051 SOL on a 0.004 bet, and you're still holding that too. the casino regular. grade F.

THE EVIDENCE

token	sol in	pnl	held	value now	unrealized
$JUP	0.004	open	—	0.051	+0.047
$MAGACAT	1.007	open	—	unpriced	unpriced
$DOODLE	1.055	open	—	unpriced	unpriced
$CHILLA	1.007	open	—	unpriced	unpriced
$BARCODE	0.935	open	—	unpriced	unpriced
$jews	1.076	open	—	unpriced	unpriced

1.368 sol went into $GOONTOSHI, 0 came back. the position is "open" the way a wound is open
140 different tokens touched. that is not a portfolio, that is a crime scene
0.2996 sol burned on fees alone, recoverable never
250 transactions through pump fun. loyalty, of a kind

300

transactions read

250

swaps

round trips

bags never sold

failed txs

after midnight

0.2996

sol in fees

2024-10-05

first mistake

post the receipt share card

CHALLENGE A FRENEMY

you already got read. drag them onto the slab too — paste their wallet, see whose ledger is worse.

this autopsy refreshes in ~19h. come back tomorrow. the record only gets worse.

EXAMINE ANOTHER WALLET