OFFICIAL AUTOPSY REPORT — Cc7D…pEVR
-0.014 SOL
donated to $CASH in 5 minutes — a 12% loss, fully realized
grade axis: S = most degen, F = least degen (cleanest ledger). this
is a degeneracy scale, not a trading-skill grade — a net-profitable wallet can still
grade F.
CERTIFIED
THE PAPER HANDS
quickest flip: 5 minutes. love is patient. you are not.
61 swaps, 30 coins, and the ledger closes at +0.082 SOL. congratulations, that's the most expensive way anyone has ever broken even.
meanwhile $VWA sat 143 days, clawed back 97% on paper, and you never touched the sell button — and $CASH got 5 minutes because apparently that's the one you didn't trust.
you gave the loser four months and the winner five minutes.
the paper hands. grade F.
THE EVIDENCE
| token | sol in | sol back | pnl | held | value now | unrealized |
|---|
| $CASH | 0.12 | 0.106 | -0.014 | 5m | — | — |
| $PUMP | 0.066 | 0 | open | — | 0.016 | -0.05 |
| $DADDY | 0 | 0.038 | open | — | unpriced | unpriced |
| $VWA | 1.255 | 1.216 | open | 143d | 0.04 | -1.215 |
| $SOLPUMP | 0.027 | 0 | open | — | 0.01 | -0.017 |
| $JUP | 0.023 | 0 | open | — | unpriced | unpriced |
- you put 0.12 sol into $CASH and got back 0.106. a 12% donation
- you held $CASH for 5 minutes. commitment issues, quantified
- 34% of your activity lands between midnight and 5am utc. sleep is exit liquidity
- 169 transactions through system program. loyalty, of a kind
this autopsy refreshes in ~11h. come back tomorrow. the record only gets worse.