Hdxk…JExp: THE PAPER PROFITEER

OFFICIAL AUTOPSY REPORT — Hdxk…JExp

+27.174 SOL

unrealized on $RELIC, still unsold. paper gains spend like nothing until you take them

degen score
43/100

grade axis: S = most degen, F = least degen (cleanest ledger). this is a degeneracy scale, not a trading-skill grade — a net-profitable wallet can still grade F.

CERTIFIED THE PAPER PROFITEER

+27.174 sol up on $RELIC, never sold. the gain is a rumor until you click the button.

open $BUSINESS: 36.802 sol in, one buy, zero sells, worth 33.928 now. a bag that size and you still haven't found the exit button. meanwhile you actually closed one, +22.881 sol on $Figure, proof the sell function works, then walked straight back to the tables you never leave. conviction is a strong word for a position you've simply never tested. the paper profiteer. grade C.

THE EVIDENCE

token	sol in	sol back	pnl	held	value now	unrealized
$Lettuce	25.427	0	open	still holding	3.005	-22.422
$BUSINESS	36.802	0	open	still holding	33.928	-2.874
$Eagle	23.047	0	open	still holding	1.494	-21.553
$RELIC	23.021	13.658	open	23h	36.537	+13.516
$Boost	3.59	0	open	—	unpriced	unpriced
$FUN	0	0.002	open	—	unpriced	unpriced

3 tokens bought and never sold, 85.276 sol entombed. a museum of optimism
$RELIC is up 27.174 sol on paper and still unsold. a gain you can't spend is a story you tell yourself
36.802 sol into $BUSINESS, worth 33.928 now. still "open" the way a wound is open
you held $Dilemma for 27 minutes. commitment issues, quantified
116 different tokens touched. that is not a portfolio, that is a crime scene

300

transactions read

swaps

round trips

bags never sold

failed txs

12%

after midnight

0.0219

sol in fees

2026-07-14

first mistake

post the receipt share card

this autopsy refreshes in ~8h. come back tomorrow. the record only gets worse.

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